he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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