After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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