Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
vagina is talking i cant
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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