He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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