hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Randomize
