somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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