Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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