I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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