Define "chronic" masturbator.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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