Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
