On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize