In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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