Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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