can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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