Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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