Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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