I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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