We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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