She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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