I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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