haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
