she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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