i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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