sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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