we made out on top of his cat.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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