kristin has been a bad kristin
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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