i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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