Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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