We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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