you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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