I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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