if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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