I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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