My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
im holly from the hills drunk
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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