Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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