This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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