Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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