so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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