Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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