dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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