i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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