He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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