It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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