I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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