Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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