okay pat passed out under dana's car
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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