You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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