Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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