I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize
