Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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