we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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