# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
