If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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